when a video goes viral and suddenly every post uses the same gif from it
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do you ever just see some people’s urls and cant tell if its ironic or not
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there’s this thing i call “the bitchy mall stare” like have you ever been just walking through the mall n shopping or whatever and you pass a group of girls and they give you this nasty ass stare down for no reason
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i’ve got a phd in the art of not giving a shit
you can’t get a doctorate in art
i don’t give a shit
its October which means you can legally fuck pumpkins in public for the rest of the month
what
its October which means you can legally fuck pumpkins in public for the rest of the month
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today at work a little girl and her dad came through my line and she picked up two things of altoids and she was like “daddy let’s get the same flavor! so when you’re in afghanistan i can eat mine and you can eat yours and we can be together!” and me and my cashier just stood there like DON’T CRY DON’T FUCKING CRY DON’T BE A BABY AND FUCKING CRY
and then they left and we fucking wailed like children
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